when God slapped zayn for being too perfect
zayn makes me lose my appetite
important: none of the pictures and gifs used in this post are mine. the credit goes to the amazing owners/creators for they are the ones who really deserve it. i just borrowed their creations to give a better example of my opinion. if you guys find your edits/gifs posted here and want them deleted, message me and i’ll do it right away.
also i would like to give a special shout out to twistericecream and zaytanmaliks, because if it wasn’t for their amazing organization skills and incredible tags pages, i would have never, EVER, finished this post.
OK NONNIE. THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS… WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT ZAYN MALIK?
OK. FIRST THINGS (AND SIMPLE ONES) FIRST. PHYSICALLY? EVERYTHING.
HE’S A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE THAT CAN ONLY BE SUMMONED AS A GOD. A PAKISTANI-BRITISH-GREEK GOD AMONG US MERE MORTALS. I MEAN. WOULD YOU PLEASE LOOK AT HIM?
PERFECT RAVEN BLACK HAIR WITH SUCH LONG AND PERFECT EYELASHES THAT COULD END POVERTY AND WORLD HUNGER (I’M A WOMAN AND NOT EVEN CURLING MY EYELASHES WITH A GODDAMN SPOON I GET THEM TO LOOK LIKE HIS PERFECT ONES).
AND HIS SMILE. UGH. I SWEAR THIS BOY’S SMILE BRINGS SO MUCH LIGHT AND JOY TOT HIS PALE GREY WORLD. HE DOES THAT THING WHERE HE PUSHES HIS TONGUE AGAINST HIS (PERFECTLY WHITE) TEETH AND I JUST BASICALLY CURL IN MY BED AND CRY.
OR OR OR WHEN HE LAUGHS WITH HIS WHOLE HEART AND SOUL AND HIS NOSE DOES THE THING AND HIS EYES CRINKLE AND I REALLY HATE HIM (NOT REALLY THOUGH).
AND HIS EYES. HIS EYES. HIS EYES.
HIS EYES ARE THESE TWO PERFECT AMBER-HAZEL GEMSTONES CAPABLE OF TURNING MEDUSA INTO STONE IF HE EVER CROSSED WITH HER.
ALSO. HIS FACE. HIS GODDAMN FACE IS SCIENTIFICALLY FUCKING PERFECT.
HIS FACIAL BONE STRUCTURE IS INHUMAN. I MEAN.
A JAW SO SHARP YOU COULD CUT A CUCUMBER WITH IT.
THOSE DAMN CHEEKBONES. NOT EVEN KIM K WITH ALL HER CONTOURING AND HIGHLIGHTING COULD EVER EQUAL ZAYN’S.
AND HIS PROFILE. FUCK.
I SWEAR HIS FACE WAS SCULPTED BY THE SAME ALLAH.
AND MY PERSONAL KRYPTONITE, LADIES AND GENTS.
HIS FUCKING TATTOOED BODY (YES I’M AWARE THIS IS AN EDIT WITHOUT THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT TAT, THAT’S WHY I LOVE IT).
HE. IS. TONED. HE IS GODDAMN TONED AND HE BARELY TRAINS. HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS DOES HE DO IT? HOW?! AND AND AND
I KNOW IN THIS PIC YOU CAN BARELY SEE IT BUT. HIS SHOULDERS-TO-HIPS RATIO.
FUCK WANK BUGGER SHITTING ARSE HEAD AND HOLE. I DROOL EVERY TIME I SEE HIM IN A HENLEY OR A TANK TOP BECAUSE HIS BACK IS JUST SO BROAD AND HIS WAIST SO TINY AND. UGH. FUCK HIM.
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE TATTOOS. THE FUCKING TATTOOS.
HIS TATTOOS SHOULD BE A RELIGION. LIKE. I WOULD GLADLY GIVE THE MOON MY FIRSTBORN TO KNOW THE MEANING BEHIND THEM (SPECIALLY THE ONES I BELIEVE ARE FOR A CERTAIN BANDMATE).
NOW. AS FOR THE REAL IMPORTANT MATTERS. THE INSIDE.
HE’S SO INCREDIBLY KIND. he’s just a genuine noble person, you know? and it really saddens me that most people can’t (or don’t want to) see beyond his bad boy whitewashed image, because he is so much more than that. SO MUCH MORE.
we saw him cry his heart out at ghana, and then we knew he donated £500,000 to comic relief so he could help ‘jus a little' like he says (always the humble one, always). then it was the gromit that was auctioned to raise money for a children’s hospital and the guitar he donated with the same goal as well. and last but not least, zayn being recognized for his work and being named ambassador of the british asian trust.
but it’s not just his charity work. by kind i mean, how he treats animals and children and fans and just every breathing creature in general. some fans that have had the pleasure to meet him say he’s so lovely and such a good person. so kind. such a gentle heart.
HE’S SO GODDAMN SMART. LIKE. BOOKSMART.
i think at this point we all know he’s the smartest out of the 5, but it’s not just that. it’s the fact that he’s well educated on important issues, you know? HE IS A VERY LITERATE PERSON. i mean, when he was just 8 years old he had a reading age of 18. A READING AGE OF 18 AT 8!!! hence this:
‘What’s a lothario?’ asks Louis. ‘A womaniser,’ replies Zayn, who once had ambitions to become an English teacher. He pauses for a moment: ‘I think he was a character in a play by Shakespeare or, no wait, maybe he was from something such as Don Quixote.’ When I check later, ashamed of my own lack of knowledge, I discover Zayn is right.
also. he wanted to be an english teacher, so let’s not forget HE TOOK THE ENGLISH GCSE A YEAR EARLY AND GOT AN A (TOO PERFECT FOR HIS OWN GOOD THIS ONE).
SO SMART. SO EDUCATED ON IMPORTANT STUFF, WICH LEADS ME TO MY THIRD POINT…
HE’S SO FUCKING BRAVE AND STRONG. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. YES, I’M ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT HIM STANDING UP FOR WHAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT. YES. I’M TALKING ABOUT THIS.
LORDT. HE FACES ISLAMOPHOBIA AND RACISM AND WHITEWASHING ON A DAILY BASIS AND HE STILL TWEETED THAT. HE GOT ATTACKED BY THE WHOLE WORLD AND BY HIS OWN FANS, HE GOT CALLED A TERRORIST. HELL, THE STUPID “ACE” EVEN DID A BG ABOUT HIM AND HE STILL HASN’T DELETED THE TWEET. HOW FREAKING BRAVE IS THAT?
and he’s very good addressing the topic whenever someone asks about it, for example, when he was asked how his faith influenced his career in this interview, and this is how he answered:
i swear zayn and his views not only on his religion but religion and (and other issues) in general is what i live for. seriously. plus, when this happened:
i remember he was asked if he dressed up as a woman because he pulled the shortest straw or you know, because nobody else wanted to, but BUT BUT HE SAID THAT HE DIDN’T THINK SO, HE SAID THAT HE ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT BECAUSE IT WAS INTERESTING BEING IN A WOMAN’S SHOES FOR AT LEAST A DAY AND THAT HE HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR US, I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS HIS AGE WOULD’VE ANSWERED THAT WAY? NOT MANY, I TELL YOU.
also, here’s an amazing post with more reasons as to why i believe zayn’s one of the bravest person on earth, specially regarding his religion.
HE’S A FAMILY BOY AND VERY PROTECTIVE OF THE ONES HE LOVES. HE ADORES HIS FAMILY + HIS BOYS (THE RIACHS INCLUDED) MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WROLD AND HE’S NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT. LIKE. HE EVEN AUDITIONED JUST FOR HIS MUM SO HE COULD REPAY HER. DAMMIT.
he’s just such a good son and brother and friend. always looking after his mum and sisters. and he’s always talking about the women in his life.
always spoiling his entire family (which is quite large).
and his boys. always his boys too.
i mean, after crying our hearts out in the ‘this is us’ scene where he buys his mum a house, i’m sure we all cried some more after the interviewer asked him what he said to his mom after buying the house (I’M STILL SOBBING YOU LITTLE SHIT).
'here you go…'
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE LITTLE BIT WHERE HE RETURNED HOME. THAT FUCKING DVD EXTRA.
HE BOOPED HER NONEXISTENT BELLY. HE BOOPED HER BELLY SO SHE COULD HAVE A LITTLE LAUGH. GOOD LORDT.
and and AND. HE’S SUPER PROTECTIVE OF THEM. LIKE.
HOW HE DOESN’T WANT HIS SISTERS TO BE EXPOSED TO THE BUSINESS BECAUSE HE’S AFRAID THEY’LL SEE HIM DIFFERENTLY.
“What do your friendships in the band mean to you?
There aren’t many people who are in the same situation as me and know what I’m going through, but the other four lads do. We’re all in exactly the same situation, so we all get each other and we understand if someone is having a hard time or they want time alone. I know I can trust the boys with anything and they would never do anything to betray that trust. They’re in the same boat as me and they’re always going to do whatever benefits me. None of us would ever do anything with malicious intent. Whatever is in their interest is also in mine. It’s 100 perfect guaranteed that we need each other and we’re there for one another.” (x)
AND HE IS SUPERHYPER PROTECTIVE OF A CERTAIN BANDMATE.
YEAH. THE FAVORITE ONE. YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT.
OK I NEED TO STOP. YOU GET THIS POINT, RIGHT? ONTO THE NEXT ONE.
HE’S GOT THE MOST AMAZING VOICE. LIKE. THE WHOLE FANDOM AGREES ON THIS ONE.
yeah dude, i feel you.
we’ve all heard zayn’s amazing and slaying high notes and riffs in most of the band’s songs. i mean, even the boys agree on this one. so i’ll just leave some great reviews that sustain my point.
reviews from the midnight memories album:
"Despite an overall rough-around-the-edges vibe, the album does a good job of stripping things down and showing a more vulnerable – and vocally impressive – side to the boys. You & I, a song of invincible love that lasts against all odds, makes their previous single Little Things sound like child’s play. Right Now, with its Coldplay-esque verses, gives Malik a chance to show off his critically-acclaimed, fit for R&B range on the chillingly high chorus, with a set of candid lyrics speaking to the experience of being on the road away from loved ones.” (x)
"Strong. Zayn’s part is amazing and he is definitely one of the strongest singers in the group (maybe tied with Liam). GIVE HIM ALL THE SOLOS. Also there’s great harmonizing on this track." (x)
and from the take me home tour:
“Malik has easily set himself apart by showing the most vocal talent. His solos ranged from soft falsettos to belting ending rifts that could compare to the R&B voices of Usher or Miguel.” -U-T San Diego
"…Zayn Malik (the one who can sing really well)…” -National Post
"[Zayn] soon presented himself as the great voice behind the band - standing up considerably on the live stage.” -The Advertiser
"They sailed through each song sans-miming with…some stunning falsetto work, care of Zayn Malik.” -The Sydney Morning Herald (Perth opening show)
"Zayn Malik…without a doubt has the best singing voice of the bunch. His vocal skills are on another level. Zayn can sing. And he’s just so cool. His tattoos are cool. His style is cool. You always want to look at Zayn to see what he’s doing. But that voice. Unbelievable.” -The Hot Hits (Melbourne opening show)
and for more reviews: x.
HE IS SUCH A TALENTED ARTIST. NOT JUST A SINGER BUT AN ACTUAL ARTIST IN THE WHOLE EXTENSION OF THE WORD. THE BOY SINGS, DRAWS, PAINTS, ACTS, WRITES AND TRIES TO DANCE. LIKE. I THOUGHT THAT WASN’T POSSIBLE. UNTIL I MET ZAYN MALIK, THAT IS.
and the best part is that he does it without any kind of publicity. for example, many of us didn’t know he has his graffiti room where he uses to spend his free time. or that he has made several drawings and paintings for the other boys. like. it’s so him. so his.
AND HE’S JUST SO GODDAMN HUMBLE ABOUT IT, ALWAYS SAYING HE ‘CAN DRAW JUST A LITTLE BIT’.
WHEREAS OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE STATED THAT HE IS A REALLY TALENTED LAD.
Interviewer: Now it’s been circulating on the web that yourself, Sam Smith, Emeli Sande and Zayn Malik have put together a song.
NB: Yeah, no Sam Romans, me Emeli, yeah we have written it, I’m recording it with the rest of the One Direction boys this week. Zayn’s already recorded it and he is such a great talent, and he’s a good friend as well. I wouldn’t have done the One Direction thing had it not been for him. If I hadn’t become friends with him and then I, because the One Direction thing I never thought it was something that I could enhance as Naughty Boy, but when you hear this song I think.. it feels like a One Direction-Naughty Boy collaboration. (x)
I’M CRYING. LORDT. HE ENJOYS IT SO FUCKING MUCH. LIKE. HE IS HIMSELF WHEN HE’S DRAWING. HE’S AT PEACE WHEN HE’S PAINTING. HE’S HAPPY WHEN HE’S JUST MAKING ART. I SWEAR I’D GIVE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, TO GO TO AN EXHIBITION OF HIS WORK ONLY.
OK. NOW MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.
HE’S NOT GODDAMN MYSTERIOUS. HE’S JUST A BIT SHY AND RESERVED AND LITTLE MISUNDERSTOOD BUT IF YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, YOU’LL SEE HE’S JUST A MASSIVE DORKY TEDDY BEAR.
“I'm quite domestic, I just like to stay home. I do see little rumours on Twitter and stuff about fans thinking I'm a robot and I'm not real and I don't really exist because I don't really go anywhere but that's because I'm quite boring when I have time off. I like to stay at home an just relax and do normal things, chill out with my family. Mainly doing a lot of artwork, stuff like that. Write songs and chill out. I’m just a normal 20 year old, I think. I’m just having fun”.
he’s said so himself on several occasions and yeah, we all have joked about his absence some time, but to me this is pretty damn important since the main reason i love him (personally) is because i can identify with him a lot, specially with this part. i get him because i’m exactly like that. i get that he needs to be alone. i get that sometimes, being in the middle of huge crowds is just too much. that’s why he needs to step back a little and try to be a normal 21 year old lad.
and this. this just makes me love him even more:
the fact that he’s cautious around people. the fact that he can’t trust people that easily. no, that’s not zayn. zayn needs to know the person first, and when he finds that such person can be trusted, then and only then, he will slowly open himself, showing his true and beautiful colors. HIS TRUE SELF. WHICH IS JUST
ZAYN JAVADD MALIK
and that’s basically why i love him.
Right now, everything is new to me
You know I can't fight the feeling and every night I feel it
Right now, I wish you were here with me
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